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tonyballer:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET 
twinkle-me notpetewentz

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
fandamngo baconating
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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

egg-rolls luveing
iltuoprofumo pickmeuploveee

piksies:

sometimes you just need oral sex

piksies gnarly
pagaya fuckyeah1990s

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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dutchster trust
reasonality:

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